Guess WHAT? Sarcasm Style
Criminals follow ALL the rules, so pass whatever law you want and you will be safer.
Marriage is really easy; it's like living in paradise - all the time!
You will love every single minute of being a mother. Every single second, actually.
My house is cleaner than yours.
Cold weather just warms my soul right up!
Motorcyclists are ALL felons.
You can drink all the pop you want and never get fat!
Training puppies is as easy as 1-2-3!
Beds are meant to be made.
Red lights actually mean GO! (as fast as you can because you're awesome)
Contrary to popular belief, Mormons are not allowed to cut their hair.
RSVP means that you should NOT tell that person whether or not you can come.
Guns are responsible for all deaths. All of them. Stay safe, America.
Sports professionals should make more than a billion dollars a year.
Teachers are overpaid.
Children always speak nicely and politely.
You are guaranteed to win millions of dollars if you gamble.
Obama should be re-elected for a third term.
Texting and driving is one of the safest things you can do.
Nobody needs a job because all of our problems will be solved by our rockin' government.
The best way to wake up from a nap is to smell a stinky diaper.
Wow. My mouth is drooling sarcasm.
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My favorite is: Children always speak nicely and politely. This reminds me of when my niece told a guy at home that my family wants him to marry me....awkward
ReplyDeletei hear you!! we agree!! what will happen if the only people who have guns are all criminals? what will the rest of us law abiding citizens do? just roll over and die? I don't think so! (I get shooting lessons!!!) sorry things have been so hard but as long as lexi is happy and you are doing your best i think you have been more than sucessful!!!
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