Guess What? Sarcasm Style

Guess WHAT? Sarcasm Style

Criminals follow ALL the rules, so pass whatever law you want and you will be safer.

Marriage is really easy; it's like living in paradise - all the time!

You will love every single minute of being a mother. Every single second, actually.

My house is cleaner than yours.

Cold weather just warms my soul right up!

Motorcyclists are ALL felons.

You can drink all the pop you want and never get fat!

Training puppies is as easy as 1-2-3!

Beds are meant to be made.

Red lights actually mean GO! (as fast as you can because you're awesome)

Contrary to popular belief, Mormons are not allowed to cut their hair.

RSVP means that you should NOT tell that person whether or not you can come.

Guns are responsible for all deaths. All of them. Stay safe, America.

Sports professionals should make more than a billion dollars a year.

Teachers are overpaid.

Children always speak nicely and politely.

You are guaranteed to win millions of dollars if you gamble.

Obama should be re-elected for a third term.

Texting and driving is one of the safest things you can do.

Nobody needs a job because all of our problems will be solved by our rockin' government.

The best way to wake up from a nap is to smell a stinky diaper.

Wow. My mouth is drooling sarcasm.

It Works!

TA DA! I will be the next Promo Story for It Works!Utah! EEEEEEEEEEEK!

I applied back in December and didn't hear back for awhile, so I thought I just didn't get picked but...

I DID!!!!!!!!!!!

I start a 2-month weight loss journey with It Works! (click here) and I am PUMPED!

I will be documenting it on blog, facebook, etc. as well as pictures (good thing I don't get embarrassed easily) so you should follow!

And guess what? The best part is that It Works, works.

STAY TUNED!

Daddy-Daughter Dance Party!

Terrell is a cool dad and likes to have dance parties with Lexi. Needless to say, she loves those dance parties!

Dip!

Fancy move!

This picture cracks me up!

WAHOOO!

They're so cute.

Isn't he a good dad?!

Party!

I love her face here!

Teaching Rosie the trick "Dance"

Possibly one of the cutest pictures ever - reaching up to Daddy for more dancing.

Horsey rides

Lexi's words exactly: "I'm not tired, Mom, Rosie is." Yeah, okay Lexi....you're NOT tired!

Festival of Lights

We decided to start a new family Christmas tradition this year and headed down to Spanish Fork to see the Festival of Lights. Lexi loves loves LOVES Christmas lights and we thought it would be fun to take her to see lots and lots! She had a total blast!

Family time!

Lexi started out in her carseat but ended up on my lap so she could see better! She was so excited!

LOOK!!!!

One of our favorites. Lexi's especially - a CASTLE!

Lights!

Lexi's other favorite! PENGUINS!

TKMC Santa Claus

Terrell is a part of the wonderful motorcycle club, Templar Knights (TKMC). Santa Claus (Ghost, from TKMC) surprise-visited Lexi one night and Lexi thought it was the GREATEST! Santa brought lots of fun Dora presents in his bag, money to contribute to Lexi's Piggy Bank, and professional puppy training gift cards for Rosie to get certified.

These men are some of the most generous, fun, and kind people that we know! Thanks for being awesome! Help us thank them and show our support by likjng them on their Facebook page, here.

SANTA!

Lexi is performing for Santa!

Some members of the TKMC.